Just a quickie....

I just had to write this down before I forget coz I thought it was so funny.


I had my second midwife appointment today and we decided to have it in a local playground. Our first appointment was at our house and J was a little, how shall I say this, pain in the arsey lol She covered the dog in milk, put milk and peanuts in her trolley thing which was already filled with water, yelled, threw grapes everywhere, yelled some more, tried to hit the dog etc etc you get the picture. This time it was great! She got to play for an hour in the playground and we got to chat without interruption lol


So anyway after we chatted away for nearly an hour Lisa went to take my blood pressure. There was another man there with a young child who had been playing with J for a while. When Lisa pulled out her bits and started to take my blood pressure the look on this guys face was just priceless LOL You could just about hear his brain ticking over - "what they fuck are they doing over there???" "who has their blood pressure taken in a playground??" It gave me a jolly good laugh anyway. Aah the joys of homebirth and not having to go to a yukky hospital for antenatal appointments!! Edumacating, one playground dad at a time lol


Oh another even quicker funny story....my mum suggested we call our baby Ned if its a boy *snort* Sooooo not going to happen lol Sorry mum :P





See I told you I would post again soon! :P